Collection of Funny Moments

This funny experience that I had, happened about a year ago,  I was jobless and homeless. So, as usual I had my daily activity of going around in search of food.       I went to " Q Mart ", a huge market here in Quezon city, Philippines. I picked up some vegetables from the trash and some fruits too.       On my way home, it was raining already. But I was ready with it, I always have my umbrella. Then along the way, I saw some fruits that were scattered beside the road, which was coming from a luxurious fruit tree just  beside the road.       As a tramp I learned the value of food, whatever it is.  So, I was there squatting on the ground, slowly picking up some of the fruits that were still good.      For a few minutes, I wasn't aware that a passersby, two middle - aged women, were intently looking at what I was doing.       As I realized that they were curious and symphatetic, they approached me, and one of them pulled a wallet from her bag, and was scanning it's con